How to spend $100 without. even. trying.

How do you spend $100+ without trying? Without gratification? Without much to show for it? Without wanting to?

As it turns out, it's really fucking easy!

Pack of 25 blank cards and envelopes, for end of year teacher notes, 4.99
Fish oil supplements, required by dr, 9.59
Clif bar, for work tomorrow, 0.99
Gas, for work tomorrow and general running kids everywhere, 44.89
Cord for Nook, to replace broken ones because they SUCK, and because kids break them much more quickly than adults, and because they are a proprietary connector, 24.95
Binders, 1 per 4H project, couldn't get from thrift store because they don't have enough of the ones with the clear front pockets for cool project photos, 2.64 x 5
2 packs of sheet protectors, for 4H binders, 3.67 x 2
2 packs of tape, for attaching things to pages that will go into 4H binders, 0.67 x 2
Sprinkler, to replace the broken one, 9.88

Grand total: 117.17 (not including tax)

So...nothing for me. Nothing fun. No entertaining retail therapy. No, just regular old stuff that I had to buy but didn't actually want to buy.

It sucks.

Blah!

And have I mentioned I hate summer? I do. It was 85 degrees today, in other words HOT, so I'm surly. It will get worse before it gets better. Be prepared, dear readers, be prepared.

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Fine print
*       - not even scientifically studied. If it has been, I have not read about it.
**     - not true
***   - totally NOT a coincidence
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