Boobs (o)(o)




You know when it gets so hot out that you decide to wear a baggie shirt so you don't have to wear a bra.  Because really, your boobs aren't that big anyway.  And you're too hot to care.  And you're too old for anyone else to care.  But then, because you're old and nursed two kids for a 3.5 and 4 years your boobs are somewhere south of where they used to be.  Which is really kind of amazing considering their small size.  Still, because they are, um, lower, they get pinched between your body and the car door when your husband parks too close the neighboring car and you have to squeeze out because you don't want to ding their door.

And when your daughter jumps in your lap, hello, your boobs are there and get smashed again.  And you start thinking that maybe wearing a bra isn't such a bad idea after all.

You know how that is?

Me neither.

Know what else I know nothing about? Being such a klutz that while getting in the car the door swings back and bashes you in the side of the head in leaving bruises.

Yep, I know NOTHING about that either.



                                                                                                                                                             

I did that there line with a strikeout on spaces because I don't actually know how to make a line in html but I  an improvise! How about that!

Anyway, this is just a reminder to vote.  All you do is click, which takes you to the website where you then do nothing.  Or you can do something, but you don't have to do something.  It's easy.  Thanks :)

2 comments:

  • Anonymous | July 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    mine are pretty small. thankful for that. though they do hang a little lower then they used to. I like my bra though even with smaller boobs;)

  • Marie Sexton | July 20, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    Ha! I laughed through all of that. How about when you're lying in bed in your pajamas (and therefore no bra) and your kiddo decides to give you a hug and ends up pinching your boob between the mattress and her knee, because unfortunately, they ARE that big, but also that floppy and misshapen?

    Yeah. I don't know about any of those things either. :-)

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