Men are from Mars, Children are from ???

 

Actual conversation at our house this morning.

Me: Why is your [clean, unworn] shirt on the bathroom floor?
Sandis: Because Stella wouldn't bring me scissors.

Right, so if your sister doesn't bring you scissors, put your clothing in the bathroom.  On the floor.  Got it? Good. 

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Fine print
*       - not even scientifically studied.  If it has been, I have not read about it.
**     - not true
***   - totally NOT a coincidence
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