Weather Wimp


Our Thermometer Guy is a weather wimp.  Seriously, he thinks that if it is 46 degrees outside we should all be dressed in hat, mittens, scarf, coat, tall boots, and, I believe, a cape.

A cape is really good anytime, I'll give you that, Thermometer Guy.  I mean what look is not enhanced by cape wearing? None.  As for the rest, at 46 degrees you really just need a fleece and maybe, maybe a pair of gloves (besides regular clothes, of course.  Yes, I'm speaking to YOU, Stella.) 

Honestly, Thermometer Guy, you were purchased in Wisconsin.  If it was 46 degrees in Wisconsin in February, people might just wear shorts.


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Fine print
*       - not even scientifically studied.  If it has been, I have not read about it.
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